This week’s signal has been deciphered and has been found to be a song titled “Cosplaying Misfit”. What the aliens are doing cosplaying is anyone’s guess. For those who may not know what the cosplay phenomenon is, here is the Wikipedia entry.
This song is about two individuals, one who dresses up as “Fleet Commander Skyne” and his girlfriend who dresses up as some sort of superhero, presumably from a popular alien comic book. Our research indicates no fictional characters who fit their descriptions on our planet. So we can assume the aliens read and enjoy fiction, much as we humans do. Let’s hope their superheros are indeed fictional.
The song and its lyrics:
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Lace up my boots, put on my wig.
Button up my jacket, custom made to fit.
Got my laser gun, sparkling in the sun.
Two months’ paychecks, now my costume is done.
I am now Fleet Commander Skyne.
I hope my girlfriend doesn’t mind.
She was wearing my favorite superhero’s outfit.
Never knew that she was ever really into it.
Perfect fit boots, knee high, drive me wild.
Purple hair flowing neatly down her left side.
Can she fly? Could this all be a dream?
Never gonna let her go.
She is my cosplaying misfit.
Straight from the ink of issue number one,
The convention floor has never been more fun.
Got my camera phone, send my pictures home.
Now I know that we will never be alone.
We should cosplay all of the time.
I hope my girlfriend doesn’t mind.
She was wearing my favorite superhero’s outfit.
Never knew that she was ever really into it.
Perfect fit boots, knee high, drive me wild.
Purple hair flowing neatly down her left side.
Can she fly? Could this all be a dream?
Never gonna let her go.
She is my cosplaying misfit.
Dress me up.
Dress you up.
Dress us up.
She was wearing my favorite superhero’s outfit.
Never knew that she was ever really into it.
Perfect fit boots, knee high, drive me wild.
Purple hair flowing neatly down her left side.
Can she fly? Could this all be a dream?
Never gonna let her go.
She is my cosplaying misfit.
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