Alien Downlink

Uh oh. Is this a seed they’re planting in our minds? Might they want to use us merely as pets? The song for this week has been translated as “I Wanna Be An Alien’s Pet”.

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The lyrics:

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I wanna be an alien’s pet.
I want two dozen doughnuts for breakfast in bed.
I wanna  get up at 2
And play video games til 10.

I don’t shed, I never make a mess.
I’ll give you good laughs when you see how I dress.
You can watch me play fetch,
Do your taxes, or play kazoo.

I’m ready, beam me up today.
My life on Earth is just a waste.

I’m ready, beam me up today.
My life on Earth is just a waste.
Nobody here gets any sort of kick from anything I do.
Feed me, water me, pet me, neuter me, it’s all up to you.

My collar’s tight but at least it’s not blue.
Don’t need no money, my working days are through.
If you want to find me,
Just look into the sky.

I’m ready, beam me up today.
My life on Earth is just a waste.
Nobody here gets any sort of kick from anything I do.
Feed me, water me, pet me, neuter me, it’s all up to you.

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Keep on your toes. Being a pet doesn’t sound too appealing to us here at the ECI. Until next week…